happy birthday to me
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
seriously if yahoo puts ads on here we’re only gonna have to sit through it for like 1 day before someone makes an extension to hide them
I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
He has faster reflexes than I anticipated.
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
a generalization of what i and most other artists experience constantly, it’s happened like 3 or 4 times in the past two days and wow had to get this out
ARTISTS ARE ACTUALLY NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU, PUBLIC IS SHOCKED
I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.
teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology
I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream