illustratedshadows: butts-with-bro-shades: people who send themselves anon hate i dont understand this gif but it feels right
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
yahoo saved tumblr from having to close down from...
you should probably be thanking them rather than yelling at them. considering that they have no intentions of changing tumblr.
snoipahkat: i love when you beat the elite four and get to the locked areas and theyres trainers who are all unassuming but really strong its like you walk in the path of a preschooler and theyre like LETS BATTLE and youre all aww ok you’re cute and then they whip out a fuckin lvl 70 charizard and you’re like SHIT KID
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself.
fauxmosexualtranstrender: wretchedoftheearth: I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
turtlelunch: Mavin AU where blind!Michael somehow gets a job at a grocery store and gets paired with Gavin but he doesn’t know Michael’s blind for like a week after he’s hired and Gavin just thinks he’s being flirty with him but Michael just needs a seeing a person to direct him to where he needs to go and when Gavin finds out he feels like an idiot and buys Michael flowers or something that...
lightrup: duhavin: lightrup: lightrup: maybe university isn’t a good idea maybe becoming a tree is a good idea next person who reblogs this is getting shot shoot me
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker: Tumblr will remain independent Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions The terms and conditions will remain the same Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
50shadesofsolkat: skrillidex: mom, dad, im roosterteeth the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
kermitthefrrog: sirseph: i can’t believe tumblr user kermitthefrrog bought tumblr
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
methlabrador: you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked
jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
singularprincess: WE CAN FIX THIS WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO i can see it now.