i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the music is excellent, and there’s lots of food, and there’s great wifi so you don’t really wanna leave so you kind of just stand there going
HIS NAME IS STEPHEN EUGENE BECK AND HE IS WANTED FOR DOZENS OF COUNTS OF CHILD RAPE AND MOLESTATION. HE IS WANTED IN TENNESSEE BUT POLICE BELIEVE HE HAS FLED TO KENTUCKY. PLEASE CALL THE LOCAL POLICE OR 1-859-253-2020 IF YOU SPOT HIM. ALSO, PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN SAFE. THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE PUT IN JAIL FOR WHAT HE’S DONE.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,